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Old 2007-05-31, 07:10 PM   #1
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Default Dirtball using Richard Burns name in scam.

Some assclown scammer sent me this spam email today, to my surprise, he's using the name of the late-great Richard Burns for his scam. what a fucker. How random that they found a Subaru rally fan with their scam.

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Attention Dearest,

Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I am Barr. Billy Collins,A
Solicitor at law and the personal attorney to late Mr. Richard Burns a
National
of England, who used to be a Motor Sport Rally Racer herein after shall
be
referred to as myclient.On Saturday, 26 November 2005, Richard Burns
died
after severe illness. For verification,click on this link;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/moto...lly/4472642.sm

The deceased had a deposit with HSBC Bank of London, valued presently
at �8,000,000.00 Eight Million Pounds Sterling which he did not
disclose
to anybody not even his own wife becausethree days before he made this
deposit,he caught his wife cheating and they were both planning for
divorce
before
his sudden death. Now, I seek your consent to present you as the
Bequest
WILL Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account
valued
at �8,000,000.00 Eight Million Pounds Sterling can be paid to you. This
will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 30% to
you and 10% for charity organizations.

All necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as
the WILL beneficiary will be carefully worked out by me here in the
United Kingdom. All I require is your honest CO-OPERATION,
CONFIDENTIALITY
and
TRUST to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that
this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect
you
from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently by
Email:
barrbillycollinsesq@yahoo.co.uk, with the following information below:

1. Your Full Name.
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number.
3. Your Contact Address.
4. Your Occupation.
5. Age.


This is to enable me commence immediate preparation of all legal
documents that you will use to apply to HSBC bank for the release and
subsequent transfer of the �8,000,000.00 Eight Million Pounds Sterling
into
your
account.

Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.

Best Regards,

Barr. Billy Collins & Associate
Central Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Milton Keynes, UK
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Old 2007-05-31, 07:13 PM   #2
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Old 2007-05-31, 08:30 PM   #3
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So you gonna do it?

Maybe with Sperry's personal email..
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Old 2007-05-31, 08:37 PM   #4
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Old 2007-05-31, 11:18 PM   #5
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why does he get 60%... Yo that's wack.
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Old 2007-06-01, 08:42 AM   #6
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I got this from Internet-Fraud.com

From: "Barr. Robert Clive"
Reply-To: robertclive12@yahoo.it
Subject: NEXT OF KINS
Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:11:56 +0200
To: OffshoreInformant@safe-mail.net

Dear Friend,

Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I am Barrister Robert Clive, a Solicitor at law and the personal attorney to late Mr. Richard Burns a National of England who used to be a Motor Sport Rally Racer herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On Saturday 26 November 2005, Richard Burns died after severe illness. For verification, click on this link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/moto...ly/4472642.stm

The deceased had a deposit with HSBC Bank of London valued presently at 8-million pounds Sterling which he did not disclose to anybody not even his own wife because 3-days before he made this deposit he caught his wife cheating and they were both planning for divorce before his sudden death.

Now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin / Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at 8-million pounds can be paid to you.

This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages:

60% to me
30% to you and
10% for charity organizations.

All necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as the Will beneficiary will be carefully worked out by me here in the United Kingdom.

All I require is your honest CO-OPERATION, CONFIDENTIALITY and TRUST to enable us see this transaction through.

I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me urgently by e-mail at robertclive12@yahoo.it with the following information, below:

1. Your Full Name
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number
3. Your Contact Address

This is to enable me commence immediate preparation of all legal documents that you will use to apply to HSBC bank for the
release and subsequent transfer of the 8-million pounds Sterling into your account.

Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.

Best Regards,

Barrister Robert Clive

ROBERTCLIVE & ASSOCIATE
Broadway
Edgware
Middlesex
UK

- - - -


====

The aforementioned e-mail provides an IP address, which is further identified (below):

IP Address: 213.149.105.22
IP Address Range: 213.149.96.0 - 213.149.127.255

Internet Service Provider (ISP):

INTERNET CRNA GORA D.O.O.
Bulevar Lenjina 2
81000 Podgorica
REPUBLIC OF MONTENEGRO
TEL: + 381 81 403 430
FAX: + 381 81 403 404
E-MAIL: internet@cg.yu
E-MAIL: zeljkod@cg.yu
CONTACT: Zeljko Draskovic

INTERNET CRNA GORA D.O.O.
Bulevar Svetog Petra Cetinjskog 3
81000 Podgorica
REPUBLIC OF MONTENEGRO
TEL: +381 81 403 431
TEL: +381 81 403 404
E-MAIL: kooch@cg.yu
CONTACT: Ivan Kuc

====

Submitted,

Offshore Informant
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Old 2007-06-01, 01:15 PM   #7
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Why is it these always have the worst grammer and whatever the english type word is for formatting?
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Old 2007-06-01, 01:48 PM   #8
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Why is it these always have the worst grammer and whatever the english type word is for formatting?
That's what happens when you use Bablefish to translate from Nigerian into English.
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Old 2007-06-01, 01:50 PM   #9
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Ah, that makes sense. Duh...
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Old 2007-06-01, 02:11 PM   #10
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There should be an investigator that is paid by the government to travel around and assasinate every one of these internet scammers. or maybe just cut off their hands.
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