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			...who pissed in everyone's cornflakes this morning? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			(who am I kidding, I'm on the edge of my seat F5ing all the arguments that are going on today...) 
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			Oh, I just noticed why.... Friday the 13th.  n/m go about your surliness!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			Fuck you.  Its not surly today.  Its more snarky if anything you ho.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			today is friday the 13th...cool that means Sat. the 14th...hahah (really old horror spoof movie called saturday the 14th.)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			pffft.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
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			Fuck.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Oh hell no. Today is definitely surly day. Slut.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Oh you guys are just a buncha nappy headed hos. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Wait so F5 does what now? Refresh? 
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	"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"  | 
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			No that's ALT-F4
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
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			I'm going to let my driving do my talking.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I know what you're trying to do, and I'm not going to fall into your trap! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			*but damn it I couldn't resist doing it anyway... 
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			What's it gonna say... "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Aw man, Scott beat me too it. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I was going to try and come up with a Ben Stein joke, but I figured it would be too far fetched. "You drive like Ben Stein talks... very slow" 
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			Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 
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			By the way, in a week we will decide to fire your surly ass.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Yeah, I know its not that good which is why I didn't post it and got beaten to the punch by Scott  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			This always makes me laugh. http://youtube.com/watch?v=KghzMaaJPRE
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 
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			HAHAHA, that was great.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			I'm glad they fired that douchebag.  All I ever wanted in the morning when I flipped to MSNBC was to hear some real actual news (what a concept), and that sorry motherfucker was always on every goddamn time flapping his dried up old gums about some fucking nonsense.  I swear his audience median age must have been about 76, he was so non-funny.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Fuck all of you, and fuck today. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I got my trial by written dec back, guilty (I know, stop breaking the law, asshole) and Paul took my car to get smogged where it not only failed but got labeled a gross polluter. It's ok, I didn't want it back after 4 months today anyways 
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			Best thread today. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I think I need to go barf...I ate many variety of wedding cakes this morning, yikes...at least she decided on one. 
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			Holy Shit
		 
		
		
		
			
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