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Old 2007-07-24, 04:51 PM   #1
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Saw this on TV in philly.
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Old 2007-07-24, 05:19 PM   #2
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I find your post offensive to my people.
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Old 2007-07-24, 05:21 PM   #3
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^use your calling card to tell someone about it.
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Old 2007-07-24, 08:18 PM   #4
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Hahaha.
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Old 2007-07-25, 08:26 AM   #5
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Old 2007-07-25, 08:35 AM   #6
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^yeah, I bet you would.
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Old 2007-07-25, 08:39 AM   #7
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Old 2007-07-25, 09:22 AM   #8
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MMM burreets.
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Old 2007-07-25, 12:39 PM   #9
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Jonny, you're Mexican right?
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Old 2007-07-25, 01:54 PM   #10
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Half Mexican and half Italian and half Jewish in fact.
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Old 2007-07-25, 01:57 PM   #11
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So... you're Nick's other brother Darryl?
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Old 2007-07-25, 02:27 PM   #12
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So... you're Nick's other brother Darryl?
Jesus... a Newhart reference? No one is ever going to get that.

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Old 2007-07-25, 02:36 PM   #13
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It's the only funny thing that ever came from that show, so I figured why not?
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Old 2007-07-25, 02:42 PM   #14
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I sadly, got the Newhart ref...
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Old 2007-07-25, 02:47 PM   #15
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Is this an old people thing?
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Old 2007-07-25, 03:03 PM   #16
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I didn't even know payphones worked in spanish..go figure.
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Is this an old people thing?
Yes you goddamn whippersnapper! [/crotchety]
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Old 2007-07-25, 04:27 PM   #18
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I didn't even know payphones worked in spanish..go figure.
I don't know why that was so funny to me! F I'm tired.
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I can vouch that they work in Mexica.
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Old 2007-07-25, 05:01 PM   #20
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You wanna talk OLD. I remember when a call cost 10 or 15 cents on a payphone. Before cell phones payphones were everywhere. Where in the hell would Superman change nowadays?
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Old 2007-07-25, 05:14 PM   #22
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Half Mexican and half Italian and half Jewish in fact.
Hmmm... somebody needs a 2nd-grade lesson in fractions.


Anticipated comeback: "No, I'm just one and a half times the man of most people".
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Old 2007-07-25, 06:21 PM   #23
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Hmmm... somebody needs a 2nd-grade lesson in fractions.


Anticipated comeback: "No, I'm just one and a half times the man of most people".
Since Jewish are usually good counters, the "half" mexican/italian must be cancelling out his math skills.
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Old 2007-07-25, 06:34 PM   #24
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Since Jewish are usually good counters, the "half" mexican/italian must be cancelling out his math skills.
My Italian half takes offense to that.
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