Dear driver of the gray EVO with stickers all over it... - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sperry · 2008-09-14, 10:55 PM

...yes, you with the gunmetal EVO with dark rims, A-pillar gauges, 30 sqft of vinyl, and cat-less exhaust in the Damonte Ranch area.

No, I'm not interested in racing you at 11:15 pm in the neighborhood we live in. Especially when the road's wet from the sprinklers. It should have been obvious in the way that I ignored your 70 mph fly-by on Veterans Pkwy. But no, you decided to wait for me at the Rio Wrangler stop sign. It should have been obvious again, when I calmly turned onto Rio Wrangler and slowly accelerated to the speed limit. But no, you decided to pace me down the street. I think you got the point when I slammed on my brakes and flipped you off... which is why you decided to floor it and drive off in a blaze of retardation.

Note to you, Mr. Awesome EVO Owner: even if my SVX wasn't 1000 lbs heavier with 150hp less power than your car, I'm not going to race you on the street. Feel free to come out to the track some day when my WRX is actually working. I'd be happy to play all day long. But keep that shit off the street, especially in our own damn neighborhood. Idiot.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-15, 07:30 AM

"Blaze of retardation"

Awesome.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-15, 08:40 AM

Are you talking about that EVO6?

sperry · 2008-09-15, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Are you talking about that EVO6?

It was dark, but I think it was an EVO 9 MR.

knucklesplitter · 2008-09-15, 10:15 AM

This sort of thing was a big reason I went wingless and badgeless on the STI. Got sick of jackasses and ricers trying to run me while I'm taking the kids to school. Yes Mr. Mad-Tight-SRT4-Yo, I hear your BOV, I just don't care. Hey kids, give that guy the 'L" sign on your foreheads if he looks over.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-15, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Are you talking about that EVO6?

I don't think somebody who owns an Evo 6 in the states would drive like an asshat.

sperry · 2008-09-15, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by knucklesplitter

This sort of thing was a big reason I went wingless and badgeless on the STI. Got sick of jackasses and ricers trying to run me while I'm taking the kids to school. Yes Mr. Mad-Tight-SRT4-Yo, I hear your BOV, I just don't care. Hey kids, give that guy the 'L" sign on your foreheads if he looks over.

Dude, I'm driving a bone stock, 220k miles on the motor, SVX... so there's not much I can do if people think it's a Ferrari or something simply because they don't know enough to recognize it's really a 133whp 4000lb pig that just looks mildly-exotic.

To de-rice my car, I'd have to take the doors off it and get some normal windows or something.

Nick Koan · 2008-09-15, 11:17 AM

I think I street raced that guy on my way home for lunch today. I don't know though, I really wasn't paying attention to the race.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-15, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Dude, I'm driving a bone stock, 220k miles on the motor, SVX... so there's not much I can do if people think it's a Ferrari or something simply because they don't know enough to recognize it's really a 133whp 4000lb pig that just looks mildly-exotic.

To de-rice my car, I'd have to take the doors off it and get some normal windows or something.

Add these to your car and you will never be raced again.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-15, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

I don't think somebody who owns an Evo 6 in the states would drive like an asshat.

Perhaps its an old Lancer with an EVO6 body kit? Has anyone else seen the car that I am talking about. Its a dark gray color.

BOO · 2008-09-15, 12:14 PM

I think it is an older Lancer with a body kit.

knucklesplitter · 2008-09-15, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Dude, I'm driving a bone stock, 220k miles on the motor, SVX... so there's not much I can do if people think it's a Ferrari or something simply because they don't know enough to recognize it's really a 133whp 4000lb pig that just looks mildly-exotic.

To de-rice my car, I'd have to take the doors off it and get some normal windows or something.

Yah, I didn't mean to imply that you could or should do anything about it. Just relating, that's all. Though 'Juice has some decent ideas. You'd prolly still get the occasional "REVVV... Psssht.... REVVV... Pssssht".

Mebbe a vanity plate would help...

sperry · 2008-09-15, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by knucklesplitter

Yah, I didn't mean to imply that you could or should do anything about it. Just relating, that's all. Though 'Juice has some decent ideas. You'd prolly still get the occasional "REVVV... Psssht.... REVVV... Pssssht".

Mebbe a vanity plate would help...

I tried to get SECCSVX. DMV refused on the grounds that it's "lewd". Meanwhile, you can get "DIAF" on the Firefighter plates if you want.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-15, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Perhaps its an old Lancer with an EVO6 body kit? Has anyone else seen the car that I am talking about. Its a dark gray color.

I've seen it. It's a Mirage. Mirages have the same body (mostly) as older LanEvos (

)

tysonK · 2008-09-15, 04:56 PM

Set up a midnight race with him.

but end up having sex with GF instead.....

zpeed · 2008-09-15, 07:01 PM

I think I know where are they at, Scott. We have a new renter move in couple block from my house. They are in Copper Creek which is next to Silver Leaf. Black Evo, White Evo and Red 350Z.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-16, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by zpeed

We have look like a new renter couple street from my house.

Um, what?

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-16, 08:15 AM

He look-a like-a man

cody · 2008-09-16, 08:55 AM

^

Nat probably means, "We have what looks like a new renter up a couple streets from my house."

If you've ever spoken to Nat, you know his Engrish is strong.

zpeed · 2008-09-16, 01:42 PM

Too bad I can't type in Thai

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-16, 04:37 PM

^I don't mind.

2008-09-14, 10:55 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Dear driver of the gray EVO with stickers all over it... ...yes, you with the gunmetal EVO with dark rims, A-pillar gauges, 30 sqft of vinyl, and cat-less exhaust in the Damonte Ranch area. No, I'm not interested in racing you at 11:15 pm in the neighborhood we live in. Especially when the road's wet from the sprinklers. It should have been obvious in the way that I ignored your 70 mph fly-by on Veterans Pkwy. But no, you decided to wait for me at the Rio Wrangler stop sign. It should have been obvious again, when I calmly turned onto Rio Wrangler and slowly accelerated to the speed limit. But no, you decided to pace me down the street. I think you got the point when I slammed on my brakes and flipped you off... which is why you decided to floor it and drive off in a blaze of retardation. Note to you, Mr. Awesome EVO Owner: even if my SVX wasn't 1000 lbs heavier with 150hp less power than your car, I'm not going to race you on the street. Feel free to come out to the track some day when my WRX is actually working. I'd be happy to play all day long. But keep that shit off the street, especially in our own damn neighborhood. Idiot. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-09-15, 07:30 AM	#2
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	"Blaze of retardation" Awesome. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-09-15, 08:40 AM	#3
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Are you talking about that EVO6? __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-09-15, 11:17 AM	#8
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	I think I street raced that guy on my way home for lunch today. I don't know though, I really wasn't paying attention to the race. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-09-15, 12:14 PM	#11
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	I think it is an older Lancer with a body kit. __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2008-09-15, 10:15 AM	#5
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,475 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	This sort of thing was a big reason I went wingless and badgeless on the STI. Got sick of jackasses and ricers trying to run me while I'm taking the kids to school. Yes Mr. Mad-Tight-SRT4-Yo, I hear your BOV, I just don't care. Hey kids, give that guy the 'L" sign on your foreheads if he looks over.

2008-09-15, 04:56 PM	#15
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	Set up a midnight race with him. but end up having sex with GF instead..... __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2008-09-15, 07:01 PM	#16
zpeed EJ251 Real Name: Nat S Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno, NV USA Posts: 743 Car: 06 S2000 Class: RNP & PDX	I think I know where are they at, Scott. We have a new renter move in couple block from my house. They are in Copper Creek which is next to Silver Leaf. Black Evo, White Evo and Red 350Z. Last edited by zpeed; 2008-09-16 at 08:00 AM.

2008-09-16, 08:15 AM	#18
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	He look-a like-a man __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-09-16, 08:55 AM	#19
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	^ Nat probably means, "We have what looks like a new renter up a couple streets from my house." If you've ever spoken to Nat, you know his Engrish is strong. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-09-16, 01:42 PM	#20
zpeed EJ251 Real Name: Nat S Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno, NV USA Posts: 743 Car: 06 S2000 Class: RNP & PDX	Too bad I can't type in Thai

2008-09-16, 04:37 PM	#21
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	^I don't mind. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

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